"Don't question it, just take a cupcake."
"Shh, I know it's hard, but you must go out on your own little cupcake. You must go out and live your life, however short it may be."
"He'll only take ONE cupcake if he NOSE what's good for him!"
"This is the new Fasting Mask, which prevents your opponent from healing with food or drinking potions! But don't tell anyone, we haven't worked out all the bugs yet."
"If you eat this, you'll get big glowing ears too."
"Quiet, our new hairgrowth-increasing cupcakes must rest."
"Remember not to tell anyone I stole all the cupcakes..."
"I'm creepy, so you should look where my finger points"
"-Any second now she will turn and hurl the tray with cupcakes at the people behind her-"
My existence is debatable, but likely.
"Mod Mark, is that you?"
"As some may not know, our latest skill was going to be Cupcake-Making. But due to the odd side effects and weird facial features, we stuck with Dungeoneering."
Good luck to everyone!
~Ab