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Noc
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Noc

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The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it"
"It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never lose it!"
"Whattaya mean," scoffs the golfer, "you can never lose it" What if you hit it into the water"
"No problem," says the salesman. "It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it."
"Well, what if you hit it into the woods"
"Easy," says the salesman. "It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed."
"Okay," says the golfer, impressed. "But what if your round goes late and it gets dark"
"No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!"
The golfer buys it at once. "Just one question," he says to the salesman. "Where did you get it"
"I found it."

02-Sep-2011 07:46:35

Crayfish
Jun Member 2023

Crayfish

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*2 guys, walking home from a fancy dress party, come across a man eating a bush*
"Hey check it out man!"
O_o "What the..."
"Haha, quick take a photo of me and him!"
"What...?"
"Take a photo!"
"Alright then..."
I'm a fish
:O

02-Sep-2011 08:59:53

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