Well, well, well, it looks like you have quite a bit of catching up to do, Mr. Woods
"I crush All of my opponents at golf"
You dont want to know where the ball went
"why do i always hit it into the forest?"
Dark wizards, now with golf clubs
"would you call that a hook or a slice?"
Stealth mode, Engaged!
After killing its prey the bearded putter likes to take a moment and stare evily at cameras.
"I warned him not to mock me..."
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He just couldn't handle the Bar Crawl. It was the Hand Of Death Cocktail that did it.
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"There are two rules in life kids. 1) Do not drink. 2) Do not upset anyone bigger than you. Break either and you end up like him."