"Do a little dance, pop a few balloons, get down tonight, get down tonight."
"The winner of Jagex's annual danceathon, she has been "Stayin' Alive" for over fifteen hours straight."
"You've just been Jagex-rolled." (This is followed by Mod Jon H's rendition of 'Never gonna give you up')
"Hips...burning...thighs...on fire...knees...weak...moves...BOOGIE-RIFIC!"
"Coming to Runescape soon: The Groovitron"
"Everybody Scape Now... Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da"
"Maybe I shouldn't have put firecrackers inside those balloons....Whatever you do, don't pop the balloons!"
"Explosive Drop Parties probably weren't my best idea....Just dance and ignore that!"
"I thought Citadel Drop Parties were made to be fun, not just to attract people to cutting tree roots....."
"This is the most intense game of 'Lights Out' ever!"
"Tetris was hard enough without these new interactive 'Move' systems installed"
"It's my party and I'll cry if I want to, cry if i want to, die if I want to, you would cry to if you had to dance forever too!"
"All by my-self, Don't wanna dance, all by my-self... :,( "
"Clearly everyone has been stricken with silence by my stellar dance moves."
OR
"...And in other news, police received several reports of a pink-haired assailant battering patrons at a local club with a rubber chicken. Witnesses reported that the criminal screamed 'All ur d4nce fl00rs r be1ong 2 me!!' shortly before fleeing the scene."