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"HA! Your puny little chaotic maul is no match for Mod John H's legendary bowling skills!!"
"Mod John H's version of the dwarf cannon ball--yeah...it's green, shiny, and smells strongly of bowling-alley pizza!"
"Beware of mad J-mods with bowling balls!"
"The legendary warrior who slayed hundreds of hordes of corporal beasts...all with two bowling balls and a grin."
"Hand over the white party hat and no one gets hurt."
"Get ye cabbages far from me before I throw a bowling ball at ye!"
"Mod John H, holding two descendents of modern-day gnomeballs."
(the quotes were all in quotation marks)
Thanks for reading!
~Lady Eramere

06-Jul-2011 06:02:58

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What do you mean this isn't the skullbull agility course!!
You gotta be kidding me they ran out of skulls to kick and now expect me to kick a bowling ball!!!
I was dragged away from my computer just to pretend I can actually have some fun!
This ball weighs almost as much as my head except it has 3 small holes and my head has one big empty hole!!
Alright now whoever makes up the funniest joke about me you may win a pretty little mouse, but then when I find you this pretty little bowling ball will be shoved up your rear as a bonus item...
Last year it took 1 ball to get balanced, but this year its taking 2.
ME really know how to have fun!! SEE!!
UGH!! The things I have to do for the community!! Next they will be expecting me to juggle these while balancing one on my head!!

06-Jul-2011 07:49:49

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