"HA! Your puny little chaotic maul is no match for Mod John H's legendary bowling skills!!"
"Mod John H's version of the dwarf cannon ball--yeah...it's green, shiny, and smells strongly of bowling-alley pizza!"
"Beware of mad J-mods with bowling balls!"
"The legendary warrior who slayed hundreds of hordes of corporal beasts...all with two bowling balls and a grin."
"Hand over the white party hat and no one gets hurt."
"Get ye cabbages far from me before I throw a bowling ball at ye!"
"Mod John H, holding two descendents of modern-day gnomeballs."
(the quotes were all in quotation marks)
Thanks for reading!
~Lady Eramere
06-Jul-2011 06:02:58