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Cosmic Afro

Cosmic Afro

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"The next time you call me a pin head i will take this ball and land you in the gutters"
"New skill: Bowlineering. watch out for Tar'lek the pin dropper on the waxed floors"
"you might see this ball as a bowling ball, But mod John sees it as opportunity!"
"See that face? that's the face of a champ!
See that beard? that's the beard of a champ!
See that hair? trim it up a bit"
"You might be wondering about why this mans face is so serious. Well they set up the pins with faces of other Jmods."
"Turkey!? who you callin' turkey!?"
(to make this refference funnier, i'd just like to point out that a turkey is 3 strikes on a row)
"As serious as he wanted to be in that picture, that ball is only 12 pounds"
"You see, in runescape, everyones hands are rounded. here is an example concept from Mod John. Now pick up your drink with those hands"
"That lady behind him had to look away from his sheer awesomenss."
best of luck :)

04-Jul-2011 01:18:40 - Last edited on 04-Jul-2011 01:19:52 by Cosmic Afro

[#0OZOH0DJV]

[#0OZOH0DJV]

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Conversation between Mod Jon H and Mod Captain
Mod Jon H: Get out of my way... I'm not waiting 7 days...
Mod Captain: This, for the tenth time, is not going to get your pin reset, your going to have to tough it out.
Mod Jon H: Well, I don't have a better idea...
Second Conversation
Mod Jon H:You know what I don't understand?
Mod Captain: What?
Mod Jon H: *whisper* Why they (gestures to the players) haven't kicked the crap out of us yet. *whisper*
Mod Captain: Why would they do that?
Mod Jon H:Um... let's see... We took PKing and Free Trade away, even if we brought it back, well we still took it away.. and that survey... sure made a lot of people mad, since we only wanted a few players... Also I'm sure some of these people liked Romeo and Juliet... I don't even remember the last Postbag from the Hedge...
Five Hours Later...
Mod Jon H: ...Runescape Wiki... And lastly since we went on Facebook, they think were sell outs and such.
Mod Captain: Well most of that stuff wasn't you or me...
Mod Jon H: Oh yea last thing... they had to look at you without a shirt on.
Mod Captain: (Yea I see your point.) Let's get the hell out of here!
Third Conversation
Mod Captain: Team Awesome is kicking ass, how are we going to win?
Mod Jon H: If I stand here... let my hair flow... hold the ball like this... and stare... I may be able to throw them off their game...
Mod Captain: Sure... you can do that... you could also try some karaoke. I'm sure that would throw them off their game!

Also yea.. your right his avatar does look like him

04-Jul-2011 05:04:47 - Last edited on 04-Jul-2011 05:47:36 by [#0OZOH0DJV]

[#0OZOH0DJV]

[#0OZOH0DJV]

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WAIT?!?!? This isn't candlepin? I was planning on getting a 246...
*mumble* This is for Banks *mumble* (He throws the ball... STRIKE!)
Wait! Oh never mind I thought I saw a dog bowling...
This just in... Team Awesome has been scoring strike after strike after strike... in other news Mod Jon H broke two of his fingers...
If I stand here... let my hair flow... hold the ball like this... and stare... I may be able to throw them off their game...
Shiny...

04-Jul-2011 05:12:06 - Last edited on 04-Jul-2011 06:07:55 by [#0OZOH0DJV]

Cadeus Kane
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Cadeus Kane

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"When his Mum sees this picture on facebook she'll probably ground him for pretending he's using Earth blast like on his silly games again."
"What it dosent show is the 80 year old lady in the other lane who's up by 3 strikes."
"Gnomeball! Here catch!...He's not getting up."
"He's obviously dual wielding. No it's a skill, not everyone can do it. Wait Bowling thats not a skill either?"
"Te-he wait till he finds the ferret of doom lodged in his bowling bag."
"You know he should be picking up babes left and right, but unfortunatly he left his Quest cape at home."
"Night out on the town, He'll be partying like it's friday till he realises Saturday he has to get up for work in the morning."

04-Jul-2011 09:28:36 - Last edited on 04-Jul-2011 09:29:13 by Cadeus Kane

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