Heliod would be like "How hard did I deus vult last night? Did I finally purge all the heretics in the Varrock Palace?" He would then go to try and get Excalibur blessed as a weapon of Saradomin.
Your character wakes up nude in a bed with a male dragonkin, Sliske, Brassica Prime, Death, and Armadyl. What do you do?
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Aimeric keeps eating. Protein. If it tastes too bad, he robs the place.
Albrecht demands the restaurant be shut down permenantly.
Jon necromances it.
Ulric gets flustered and angry before leaving without paying.
Your character is lounging in the Rising Sun Inn. An immense demon, a Mahjarrat, and Vyre, and a small party of Zaros cultists walk in. What does he/she do?
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Rex would wave them all over for a drink. Chances are he was already close friends with the Mahjarrat and the Vyre, and whats a few more people to share a pint with?
Edgar would quickly, quietly, and politely f**king leavvveeeeeeeeee.
Rend Sul'damane would be very confused as to what was going on. The night would likely end with the bar in flames, the castle in ruins, Varrock burning somehow, hundreds dead, the Mahjarrat inside out, penguins running amok, no fewer than three blacklists in place, and the flag of Camelot flying upside down high over Lumbridge castle. And then it would all be voided.
Your character has a chance to sit down and have a meal with any single being, living or dead. Who's there and what do they talk about?
Star would pick Sliske. They would then proceed to have an awesome evening wherein Star would challenge Sliske to a dance-off.
Your character has just been run through, and realizes that they are not dead. After several more stabs, you realize that you have been a wight for some time now. What do you do?
"I am true divinity! I am the father of nations and peoples! I am the thing you merely pretend to be! I am God, and I am King, and you can never defeat me!" ~Galath, Infinity Blade