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Nasty Smell

Nasty Smell

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Smegface

Albino dwarf buffed out on steroids with a violent personality and a superiority complex, who records self-written mediocre raps on a copy of audacity he got his pal to download off a torrent site on an old, virus-ridden computer using an old singstar microphone with cheap beats played off his Nokia 3310. Thinks he's the king of the dwarves because he found a burger king crown when foraging for food on an intense acid trip. Lives in a small bungalow paid for by his local council, spends most of his welfare money on drugs. Has a widespread reputation for being a funny little scumbag, and has barely any friends in the world except for his brother who lives with him, his crackhead neighbors and an online cult following of people who view him as an inspiration for folks with dwarfism after they watched on a YouTube video of him beating the bejesus out of a pair of hecklers. Goes on a pilgrimage to Israel every year, as he's jewish. Votes UKIP. Buying Plant Feed
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14-Jun-2015 02:18:02 - Last edited on 14-Jun-2015 02:19:50 by Nasty Smell

Dear Hayley

Dear Hayley

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Hay/ley Spears

Born into a proud military family of an extremely religious mother and former Army Ranger father, Hay/ey grew up with a life heavily outdoors, camping and hunting with her father outside of school in the vast forests of Maine. Around the time she became an adult, Hay/ley moved south to Virginia where she studied Criminal Justice and eventually became a cop in a town near her college. It lasted for a few years, but then decided to apply to the CIA as a field officer. Time goes by, Hay/ey gets recruited into the SAD, and goes up the ranks and prestige. Many years traveling around the globe and doing cool guy ****, she finally settled down in New York City as an accomplished agent. It was a shame she never was able to find herself a mate, and now lives her life in solitude counting down the days.. Not important.

14-Jun-2015 03:20:45

Geythir
Jun Member 2013

Geythir

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Aegidius Blackwood

Born into a poor Family in America, he climbed through the social ladders through his intelligence and strength. He would later become a leader of a small South American "Republic", where he would later be ran out of town. He joined up into a terrorist group and then traveled the world for years killing and taking contracts.

It was years later, after being a terrorist and then gun-for-hire, he was contracted by the President of the United States to protect him from a would be coup. In return for his service, he named Aegidius the Chief of Staff of the Army and gave him full control to wage war as he saw fit. He rapidly reformed the Armed Forces and became the right hand man to the President, he was thought to be the Vice President of the Nation also.

After serving as the head of the Army for over 30 years, he returned to South America to run another one of these "Republics" before coming back to America to lead his nation against the Russian invaders. For ten years he ran a guerrilla war all across the nation and lead the people of America to victory, after which he retired to his mountain home with his wife, former Senator and CEO, Zara Le'Gaunt, in upstate New York. He teaches at the University level in Military and Regular History. And found a new hate for everyone, namely Russians and Canadians. Myles
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14-Jun-2015 03:29:35 - Last edited on 14-Jun-2015 03:32:06 by Geythir

Kara-Ara
Dec Member 2021

Kara-Ara

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Dawn Dell'oro

Poor farmer girl who was born to Irish folk in Canada, she attended a military college as soon as she was able. She developed a crush on another student, got her heart broken, and starting putting energy towards training of any sort. As she spiraled into insanity, these skills became paired with sheer ruthlessness, essentially making her a weapon of mass period destruction. "A silly ***** is what I'm going to call **** jokes from now on."
-Jen 2015

14-Jun-2015 04:20:43

DormamMagus
May Member 2019

DormamMagus

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Magus Concendo

A wealthy American buisnessman with widespread rumors of mafia involvement. He may or may not have financed several south american coups. His latest coup hoped to see Cuba fall. He was known for his eccentric spending including a home in every state and an obnoxiously large yacht. A popular sight around the D.C., no one quite knew how Magus got invited into meetings at the Capital and the White House though they expected it was a combination of financial contributions and the necessity for someone to finance projects that couldn't be on records. He is heavily involved in the governments of Africa, providing private military, naval, and intelligence services. He allegedly flooded Miami, never proven.

14-Jun-2015 04:54:02

Zenblance
Sep Member 2023

Zenblance

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Ausar Dae - African Warlord who seized command of many nations like Algeria, Libya, Egypt, and Sudan, turning them and more into a massive nation under his command. The economies thrived under his rule, but the standards of living did not, and many people lived in harsh settings unless you were apart of the military. The other nations of the world either feared invasion from Ausar or were to scared of the cost of lives to take direct action against him, thus they let him enjoy his fun as long as he remained in Africa. He eventually retired to a private island where he spends his days with his two favorite things, women and alcohol. Occasionally he travels abroad to make an appearance and scare a few governments, and his own children who have tried to get away from him.
Dae

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14-Jun-2015 05:49:57

Rivendell
Dec Member 2023

Rivendell

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Zaox Le'Gaunt is the son of a Norwegian backpacker who met his Arabic mother somewhere in Egypt. They both died of illness due to the lack of hygiene and Zaox was adopted by some political French family who wanted an 'ethnic' baby, because it's 'all the rage' and gave him one of those awful celebrity names.
He grew up and did some dodgy criminal street gang stuff, rising up the ranks. Eventually when he started to have his own family, he changed his tone around, buckled down, got a degree in history, became somewhat influential because of his name in both the political field and historical and ended up in scandals about him being father of many children. After faking his death and facing further scandal, he retired from public and celebrity lifestyle as Head of History Department at Toronto University.

Beau McCorrigan attended Toronto University under the pretences that he was from a family of wine farmers in Tuscany and he got into the school through scholarship. Later we learn, he was embarrassed about his actual family.. His father is a soldier who suffered PT** and became a religious member of the clergy, and his mother who worked as a funeral director. He comes from a Nordic/Italian family.
Jim cest of Rivendell

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14-Jun-2015 14:36:54

Dear Hayley

Dear Hayley

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Anya Korsakov
Born inside of a Siberian Labour Camp of the USSR, and raised by a friend of her parents who've unfortunately were killed after her birth to the age of 16. Anya had escaped the work camp during a riot and found herself stranded alone in the middle of the Siberian cold on the verge of death. If it weren't for a wandering Helicopter roaming the area she would have not made it. Taken by the helicopter, she was brought to Rome, Italy and was forced to join this global criminal organization. She traveled around the globe with this criminal organization performing various misdeeds all the while learning proper English and how to handle herself in a fight. She made a good friend here who later happened to be the CEO of the Renderra corperation. Eventually, Anya left the criminal organization and went North to France where she had a change of heart and became a police officer. She served her time well and eventually became a police captain. It wasn't until later on when her friend that was in charge of Renderra offered Anya a position as leader of the corpertions private military. She took the role and went back down to Italy on Sicily where she lives now. During her time as leader of the private army, she had reportedly gotten herself involved with a coven of drug users and abusers. She currently denies all allegations. Not important.

15-Jun-2015 05:17:23

Guillaume I

Guillaume I

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An alcoholic Scotsman stuck in the past. Because the past is genuinely better than this hipster/yoga pants wearing millstone we grind our faces into every day. Where women objectify themselves for attention and then blanket anyone who speaks up as close minded or a *******. Also, because scotch is the only drink worthy of drinking. He'd probably have a day-job as a bartender or a ferryman, you know, something the Scottish equivalent of a ski bum does for cash while he thoroughly scans tinder for his next hookup (no not hookup cause he's an actual *******/bleeding GENTLEMAN and he has it in his head that he might want to date a girl he meets, so he deletes tinder and goes out into the real world and freaking does it) with one of those liars women who aren't either noble or honest enough to face the fact that they are complying with what is now (sadly) social convention as opposed to what they claim which is "its comfortable". *****, if you honestly cared about comfort you would wear sweatpants or if it were hot, a ******* sundress. Also, same thing goes for dudes in skinny jeans with beards and shaved sides of heads. Dude **** you, next guy i see like that his getting his ass handed to him. I am so sick of driving on a highway everyday to school/work on ground that was probably beautiful before we carved the **** out it like a turkey on thanksgiving. I SO WISH I HAD A TIME MACHINE.

And then there are the tattoos... Tattoos instead of money from the tooth fairy, tattoos because they look cool. You know why sailors and whalermen and ****** and soldiers got tattoos? Cause they had ******* meaning. Cause they actually lived hard lives. Not cause their dog died or because they got stung there once. GROW UP. *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm*. Malcolm III Chief of Clan MacFirthane | Fiona MacFirthane | Henry Percival Warcastle, Lord Warcastle

15-Jun-2015 05:42:48 - Last edited on 15-Jun-2015 05:45:08 by Guillaume I

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