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Welcome, noble friend, to Falador, the capital of Gielinor! Our fair city is well deserving of its fame. It contains a lush park, maintained by the most skilled gardeners in Asgarnia. It boasts a towering bleached white castle, the home of the honorable White Knights, a sight that has captured the hearts of millions. The city also has something else. A wonder of the world dubbed by many as "The Land of Death", though it appears as but a simple pub. Tens of thousands have died over the years in that pub, just as tens of thousands have flourished. Anything that can happen has happened there, and certainly will happen again. Kings and beggars alike have gotten $&*tfaced at the , and we hope that you will get $&*tfaced too!

So come on in, bring your friends, bring your children! Just be sure to also bring that sword as well, for Falador's most popular attraction is a hotspot of family friendly violence. Violence, and alcohol.

What's that, most esteemed consumer? You fear for your life? Worry not, for here at the , your safety is our #2 concern! Mr. Yaksplitter, manager of the establishment, will reliably watch over your loved ones whilst you drink to your heart's content and duke it out with drunken assassins. , much like the public library, is a , so you can leave your unguarded children here with the knowledge that they will probably still be alive when you get back from those errands.

What are you waiting for? Come on in!

Here at the , we serve every alcoholic beverage known to man and animal. As such, our humble menu cannot list every possible drink.