A long time ago in a galaxy far,
far away...
*BWAAAH!!!!!!, DAHADAH...DADADADADADADADADADAAAAAH....DUMDUMDUMDUMM, BWAAAH, DAAAAAH, DAHAHAHAHDDAAAAH!...~*
Turmoil has engulfed the
baryte. The taxation
of trade routes to outlying
baryte is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter
with a blockade of deadly
baryte, the greedy Jagex
has stopped all
shipping to the small planet
of baryte.
While the Congress of the
Republic endlessly debates
this alarming chain of events,
the Supreme baryte has
secretly dispatched two baryte
Knights, the guardians of
peace and justice in the
galaxy, to settle the baryte....