RuneScape Forum Archive | Help!!! Hijacked!!!

The Baryte

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My dog hijacked my account. I tried contacting the local veterinarians, but they wouldn't have it. Every time I attempted to get close, he'd bark at me and then my cat ran after me. Right now, I'm hiding in the closet, and cannot go out. If I exit the closet people think I swing the same way. My pets tricked me!

I contacted Jagex support and told them about my situation. They said it was unfortunate, but they're not traveling to different countries to diffuse, and I quote: "an easily solvable case."

I shook upon hearing those words. There are the guys that I've supported throughout the years, and it pains me to say that this is the primary reason that I chose not to support the game anymore.

Right now, as I type this, my dog is clearing my account, and my cat is fiddling around with wires to cut off my Wi-Fi access. I've not wired internet guys, and I won't be able to take my account back by force. This dog may be small, but the barks get me every time. Looking out of the window, I see that my cat is gathering a small force of cats to surround my house. They will only leave once the dog has cleared my account completely.

Is this because I didn't feed them? Animals don't eat, right? They're not human. Only humans require food, right?

Oh dear... I hear my cat scratching at the door. It's about to demolish the door and head straight at me.

I quickly wanted to say that I-AARGH! A proud member of the large spamming group known as team baryte.

15-Dec-2017 16:23:06