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Rexost

Rexost

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Cloud180 said :
Gonna kiss this bride too

You will be furiously judo chopped and then your unconscious body will be paraded around the venue with the sole purpose of allowing each and every guest to write on your face like a guestbook. You will then be shipped to Karamja, where the greatest tattoo experts in the world will permanently affix the names of all who attended the wedding onto your face. Years will pass, and still, every day, someone new will ask you why you have so many names tattooed on your face, and you will have to tell them that you crossed the wrong man. This is your fate if you are lucky and Rex catches you. If Dawn gets a hold of you first, I have no idea what she is capable of.

Also kek.
Edgar
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Rex
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Rend

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20-Jan-2017 02:27:25

Kara-Ara
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Kara-Ara

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Dawn would just take him to the Phoenix's lair, have him made into a sentient golem of stone that she put the hurt on and forced him to remain conscious while left in shards of stone with the ability to feel for an eternity of screaming hell for his soul.

That's if she's feeling nice. "A silly ***** is what I'm going to call **** jokes from now on."
-Jen 2015

20-Jan-2017 02:49:22

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