88. When you're sitting with a girl and you casually scratch your nose while saying under your breath "he scratches his nose," the best response to her saying "what?" occurs to you, in that brief moment of panic, as being "he flicks her ear!"
True story.
One man's trash is another's treasure, and one man's cash buys another's pleasure.
So I'll rob from the cradle, and I'll rob from the grave; it's just human traffic, and I'm just a slave.
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