When you automatically assume every short person is either a dwarf or an elf
You kill every person in red claiming their 'Zamorakian scum!'
You hesitate before entering a pub
You hesitate at the number 42
You hesitate at every man in a hood
You hesitate before drinking/eating something you got from someone
You put on colorful, symmetrical, and extremely detailed tops, skirts, and hats, claiming it will make you a better wizard
When you ever see someone with a gun and call them a 'rofl'
when you call a cop a white knight
When you think you can climb a snowy and wolf infested mountain in less than a minute
When you expect all women to have robes on
When you think that everyone is the exact same height and width.
When you want to leave a public place, you say 'ooc' and try to phase through everyone
when you bring a sword, bow, or staff to any public place
when You roleplay excessively, but don't like rennessiance fairs because they're for 'nerds'
when you use paper and charcoal to write things down.
When you expect every single thing you could possibly need to be in your pouch
When you can think of these many reasons you roleplay too much
when your still reading this
when your favorite movie is aladdin because it isn't lorebreak, and you think that Jafar is a mahjarret because he can use mind control and doesn't use runes to charge his spells
When you think it is absolutely 100% mandatory to use proper grammar under any circumstances.
You watch RSMV's
You read rs fan-fiction
Whenever you see superman, you scream 'YOU ROFLY GODMODDER!!!'
when you feel it is your duty to correct any and all grammar mistakes
You despise call of duty because everyone is an autohitter
When you call your phone numbers frequencies
When you call your phone a commorb
When you get a headache, and look around for any potential wizards trying to read your mind
When you still remember Jagex TV
When every conflict you have with a stranger results in death.
When you assume every fight is to the death
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