When your partner comes out in pure leather and you say "thats not very good defence, try dragonhide or armadyl"
when your mom cooks you jacket potatoes and you say "for years you've cooked me meals, how are you still not able to cook shark?"
^This one isn't really roleplaying... i still don't know why im publishing it.
Also Kex <3
ok so this is a completely true story i was at church and you know when they shake hands with u and say "peace be with you"
well any way this guy was like "saradomin be with you"
so i was like dude this isnt rs get a life!
when you walk into a bar and give a ridiculously long and detailed description of yourself.
AND
when you're too busy standing in the doorway describing yourself to move out of the way and let people into the bar.