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A few weeks ago, I rode my bicycle to the local King Soopers to buy some Nutella( I think I'm full on addicted to it). So as I am locking my bike, I realize that I forgot my bike lock keys, and my checkbook, So I rode back home, which wasn't very far, but it still made me mad. So I return home maybe 15 minutes later to get my checkbook, leave my house, head back to the King Soopers, Lock my bike, get the Nutella, but at checkout, I realized I forgot my checkbook, So I ask the cashier if She could hold on to it, while I go back to my house to get it. I knew her since my Senior year of High School, so she had no problem with it, but it is not store policy to do that. So I head home, get my checkbook, headed back to King Soopers to check out the Nutella, and headed home.


This one stands out as one of the worst derps that I ever had: Back when I had Xbox LIVE ( I don't anymore, I'd rather not say Why I don't have it anymore), I was playing with the mic and I thought that I somehow broke it, because I was talking through it, but no one could hear me. My Xbox LIVE Friends did not think that I broke the mic, however, But I was relegated to talking via text, which takes forever. Finally, a month after I supposedly broke them, and my friends telling me that they weren't broken, I turned my Mic back on, because, thinking that if I turn the mic switch to the left, It might turn back on. And it worked. And when I talked through it, they could hear me again. DERP, DERP, DEEEEEEEEEEEERP!


Finally, I accidentally microwaved nothing, yesterday and broke my microwave. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy! =)

26-Oct-2015 04:42:08

Maiden China

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I put cereal into a bowl and then accidentally put coffee in it too

I put coke in a cup and put milk in it and microwaved it for 30 seconds because I thought it was coffee

I often put the milk into a cupboard instead of back in the fridge

often when I make tea I forget about it and there are random cups of tea all around my house Carn

24-Nov-2015 03:26:20

Spearmint30
Apr Member 2012

Spearmint30

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Maiden China said :
I tried to buy a whip in darkscape and forgot I had 2.5m (all my money) in my inventory and attacked someone :(
the guards murdered me and then the guy begging me for 10k presumably got all my gold That has to hurt... :@
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26-Nov-2015 01:31:11

Nova Starks

Nova Starks

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Hmmm one of my derp moments was when my brother and I were up late trying to come up with new rs names and we just started naming off the most random things we could come up with. EX: EekImAMonkey, MeowImACat, WoofImAtur*l... You get the idea... That's when I step outside and without thinking I yell almost at the top of my lungs without thinking... RAWRIMAPANDA... *moment of silence* ...neighbors yell "RAW*RRRR!" ........I sneak inside while my brother proceeds to laugh at me.

It was around midnight so I'm sure they were surprised to here some *ahem* fool... Yell rawr I'm a panda... But not as surprised as I was when they yelled it back. :| Just know that if you need me, i'm only a Ring of Kinship away.

06-Dec-2015 19:19:21

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