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TheJLC

TheJLC

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Hid an off-topic post.
Anyways, I don't like beer. Tasted it, was not for me. Then looked at how foolish the people around me drinking looked, and that pretty much killed any interest in beer.

23-Apr-2012 04:20:06

Chunky Milk

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Will and Guy have an old friend called Dave Barker who lives in Portsmouth, Hampshire. In recent years Dave has turned his hand to driving buses.
One Thursday an inebriated man got on Dave's double-decker bus and sat in the bottom deck close to Dave. Now, Dave is not meant to allow drunks onto his bus but he had a good heart and let the man stay on.
The man started rambling on and on, so Dave suggested he should sit upstairs. 'The air is cleaner up there and you'll get a much better view.' The man agreed, but returned a few minutes later. 'What's wrong?' Dave asked. 'Don't you like it better up there?'
'It's fine', the drunk said. 'But it's too dangerous: There's no driver'.
At the next stop two more drunks got onto a bus. The first, name of Bill, asks 'Will this bus take me to 25th Street?'
The bus driver says, 'No, it won't.'
After a pause, the second man, name of Gerry, inquires, 'What about me?
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And that is why I prefer Mountain Dew. Chunky Milk
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23-Apr-2012 04:28:29 - Last edited on 23-Apr-2012 04:29:01 by Chunky Milk

Bunny Kick

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Wow how did this thread end up back at the top of the forum? It had been on page 20, with an off-topic remark made ten days ago. lol.
Oh well. Whatever. We can all talk about beer some more I suppose.
Me, i never did acquire a taste for it.

23-Apr-2012 22:24:44

Chunky Milk

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> Dr mudkip posted:
667 posts now...your welcome
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Too much beer does that to a person, so I shall forgive you, but only this time. Chunky Milk
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27-Apr-2012 04:34:27

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