I don't drink since I'm underage. However...
Three men walk into a bar, each is the sole owner of a big beer business (I'll call them A, B, and C so I don't offend anyone).
The owner of Brand A walks up to the counter and says, "I'll have a pint of Brand A beer." The bartender gives him one.
The owner of Brand B walks up to the counter and says, "I'll have a pint of Brand B beer." The bartender gives him one.
The owner of Brand C walks to the bar and says, "I'll have a water." The bartender gives him one.
Now everybody stares at him. Finally, the owner of Brand A says, "You're the owner of Brand C Beer... Why don't you have Brand C?"
The owner of Brand C beer shrugs and says, "Well, if neither of you are going to drink a real beer, then neither am I."
26-Jul-2011 03:41:02