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333333333

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Then you can buy Messi's used hanky for 1m $!

18-Aug-2021 09:03:42

Destruction

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Will anyone actually pay 1 million dollars for this?

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18-Aug-2021 14:14:00

Dec

2011

Archaeox

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Well now...

If the hanky is clean, then it's been washed and laundered and there's no way to prove whose it was.

But if it ISN'T clean, then presumably it contains bodily excretions of some sort (sweat, snot, whatever) - which means that what's really for sale here is a sportsperson's DNA.

What could possibly go wrong?

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18-Aug-2021 14:48:28

Feb

2010

Thunder Jinx

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Yes, I'm rich. But perhaps not that rich.
Either way I wouldn't buy used crap.

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18-Aug-2021 15:12:18

333333333

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Just don't buy it! Stupid rip-off!

18-Aug-2021 20:41:00

Kiwi Magic

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I'm poor but I'm still pretty happy. I have my life.

I wouldn't buy his hanky even if I had the money lol.

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18-Aug-2021 22:44:20 - Last edited on 18-Aug-2021 23:36:16 by Kiwi Magic

Aug

2013

Jeremy Cheng

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1m for a hanky used by a person I've never heard of? I'll pass.

18-Aug-2021 23:30:17

Destruction

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I agree but how could you not hear of him? That's odd

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19-Aug-2021 06:33:23

Shyleagh

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I never heard of him either. Even if I did, I wouldn't buy anyone's used hanky for any reason.

If I took a hanky, wiped the sweat from my brow with it. Blew my sinus filled nose in it, then drew a deep breath and hacked into it, then handed it over to you...for free...would you take it and cherish it forever and ever? Probably not.

For all you know my username is Shyleagh and I play RuneScape. But what's behind a name? Maybe I'm a famous rapper, someone who works for a government someplace in the world, an inventor who invented something that has been a game changer or maybe a life changer or perhaps a world changer. I could be a Scientist who is working on a complete cure for COVID-19. I could be your teacher, the CEO of a company that is very well known globally. Why not take my used hanky? I'm probably more important that that Messi guy or gal.

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is a

Virtue

, but

Life

is too

short.

19-Aug-2021 08:18:47

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