Doesn't seem like it. She seems to be another one screaming for change, but has no solution other than "stop doing x". Identifying a problem is great and all, but actual, viable solutions are needed.
What is your favorite season?
And I swear I'm not going to let her know all the pain I have known
Although I find a well-groomed lawn pleasant to look at, me for it's patio all the way.
Sweep the leaves in Autumn, jet wash in Spring - and that's it. No constant cutting, feeding, aerating, watering, weed removal and so on!
What do you wear in bed ... PJs, night-shirt, onesie, neoprene wetsuit etc?