How come Sparky, that annoying little yip-yap, gets to go outside and I don't? I lay here on the back of the couch, looking out the window at the birds and squirrels at the feeders. Then that stupid dog chases them all away.
Music is the Heartbeat of the World
Let's flip a coin; heads I win, tails you lose. Fair enough?
At least my front claws are ideal for pulling the blanket off of his wife while she sleeps. I will let my human sleep undisturbed because he does feed me.
If i annoy her enough maybe she will just leave.
What do you mean the cat has to go?
Note: True story from years ago.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
My human thinks I'm trying to fluff him up when I paw him, but really I want him to get off my chair.
Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.