FiFi LaFeles
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I have to go to Hospital for my old person's MoT next month. I wonder will I require an oil change or some new bearings this time
This will be the third one I'll have had, I hope it's not as depressing as the last two. The Health workers shake their heads, sigh and tut resignedly at my shabby bits and pieces as though getting old were something I brought upon myself and how dare I wear out my joints, or require an adjustment to my hearing aid.
You sound like the male version of Catweasel - you must be her other half