Well I won't know if you've got fleas or not until I get you to the Vet. I'll get your nuts taken off at the same time, I think, to stop you scent-marking the furniture.
And that cardboard box is a lot better than where'd you'd been living before so don't start moaning or you can go sleep in the shed.
Of course I'm boring. I'm old. I'm allowed to be a lot of things now, and boring is one of them.
=( Meanie, but fine as long as I can cuddle with you and make grandpa a scratching post.
Make me sleep in the shed, I'll bite off your plastic brezts (replace * with s)
Am I boring! :o
No you're not boring yet. You'll need to wait about another 40 years or so before you can win a Gold medal for Boringness.
Wraaaah! I'm off to bed soon. Went to the pub tonight and having a drink always makes me very sleepy :-)
Well, as long as you don't go over the top with it, a social drink is rather fine.
*sigh* I was hoping to get 93 fishing tonight but I'm 102k short and too tired to carry on. I've got an effigy and neeeeeed that 93 dammit.
Rubbing shoulders with you at Piscatoris would be heavenly, however, I am nodding and drooling onto the keyboard so I shall go to bed instead.
(Have you got a mental picture now of the above? Will you have nightmares over it? The drooling bit I mean).
Nite nite try not to let the fleas bite :-)
I have an idea, but its more smexy than creepy. <3 No nightmares from your drooling mouth. hehehe
I DON'T HAVE FLEAS DEVIL GIRL1@!!!!!! D:
Nighty, punch grandpa for me