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FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Tops and Dong sitting in the tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love.
Then comes marriage.
Then comes baby in the baby carriage,
Sucking his thumb,
Wetting his pants,
Doing the hula, hula dance.
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16-Jan-2019 16:05:38

Ghazgkull

Ghazgkull

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FiFi LaFeles said :
Ah but my Presidency-essness only extends to OT. To be Despot I'd be punching above my weight somewhat so I need dedicated supporters who'd be willing to die for the good of me The Cause.

You'll do for starters. I'll promote you to Head of ... something. And allow you to eat radishes with your lettuce.


fifi you're starting to make me rethink this offer
WAAAGH!!!

16-Jan-2019 17:26:48

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Splendid.

I will send you a blank sheet of paper in the post for you to sign and return. It is an agreement to our Contract - which is highly advantageous to you (should you not, in the line of the your duties, be hacked into small pieces and deposited in various locations across the Saskatchewan prairies).

In return I promise not to mention your slight indiscretion ever again. Maybe.
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16-Jan-2019 20:28:26

Ghazgkull

Ghazgkull

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FiFi LaFeles said :
Splendid.

I will send you a blank sheet of paper in the post for you to sign and return. It is an agreement to our Contract - which is highly advantageous to you (should you not, in the line of the your duties, be hacked into small pieces and deposited in various locations across the Saskatchewan prairies).

In return I promise not to mention your slight indiscretion ever again. Maybe.


being hacked to bits is preferable to being thought of as the "dong desirer" :)
WAAAGH!!!

16-Jan-2019 21:29:31

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