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FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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She made the mistake of going to the Post Office on a Saturday morning. This is an entirely easy mistake to make, given that busy working people have so little time that they can probably only squeeze it in on a Saturday morning.

Little do they know; The Annoying & Somewhat Smelly Pensioners Club (President: La Frou) - who are closely affiliated to Clan Grief - have a rota schedule going to ensure that at least 20 of us turn up every Saturday to make the lengthiest transactions possible.

We'll fumble with our specs, our purses, our paperwork, ask for everything to be repeated 23 times, drop miscellaneous items and ask others to help search, chat to the Assistant about our haemorrhoids and dentures - at great length - take a phone call, ask for the forms to be read out including the small print (twice), and any other diversionary tactics we can dream up.

We could do all this during the week of course but it wouldn't be nearly so annoying to everyone else. Although we do sometimes do a Flash Mob at lunchtimes if we can wake up from our naps in time.
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

20-Apr-2018 15:00:44

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Sausages.

I'm going to start a political party.
The 'Anti Sausage Party'.

Our manifesto is very simple. We don't care about taxes, import tariffs, potholes in our roads or the state of the country's education - it's all about sausage eradication.

Join now and make your country SFW for your children's children !!!6!!!
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

21-Apr-2018 10:26:19

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