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Nox Bow Down

Nox Bow Down

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15 best thing thing about pubic schools.

1. No celery phones.
2. No smoking aloud.
4. Sweat tea.
5. Free haircuts and shaving ur nuts not to come in.
6. U get in trouble and find $50.
7. Free English tutor.
8. Zombies will eat you're brians.
15.
I feed my neighbours cat and take off his collar.

14-Apr-2018 13:37:22

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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No one's eating my Brians! Brians are superheros and megastars.

Eat some Alex-es. They're just pingpong players anyway. Apparently they taste of chocolate, you could hold one in each hand and take alternate bites. You'll end up obese though.
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14-Apr-2018 14:02:11

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Yes! Especially Brian Ryan the entirely anonymous not-a-war-hero.

His mega-stardom stems from him founding the world renowned Brian Ryan's Anti Frizzy Hair Salon chain. Branches in Clapham and, errr, somewhere else.

His innovative and inspirational technique of removing the 'victim's' heads with a rusty hacksaw has virtually wiped out the scourge of global frizziness.
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14-Apr-2018 14:49:58

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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The pingpongers can be thrown to the howling crowd of blood-crazed Saturday shoppers who will rip them limb from paddle and consume the sanguineous outpourings with fevered gluttony.

Saturday shoppers are Justified and Ancient and their blood tithe is well deserved, as is the fate of all ridiculous pingpongers called Alex.
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14-Apr-2018 15:40:32

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