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Catweazle
Nov Member 2005

Catweazle

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Death eyes? Yes, it's true I can floor a rhino at 50 paces so just think what I could do to you.....mwuhahahaha.
Hmmmm I know what you're saying. How cruel. Just because I am nearer to the grave than the cradle. I think I will come back and haunt you when I croak, you young whippersnapper, so you'd better be nice to me while I'm still around.
Just think of those ghostly whiskers trailing ice and brimstone across your slumbering cheek ......

11-Jun-2012 01:13:38

[#MSHZ0298R]

[#MSHZ0298R]

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I'll sing you a song ;)
Well I know you don't know the reason
And it's cold, a sign of the season
'Cause you're old, and battered and beaten
And we'll grow, 'til we hit the ceiling, yeah
Well I'll be better, get away
Send a letter, bombs away
You're covered in my skin
I couldn't imagine anyone else
I'm off for the weekend
I couldn't imagine why you would save yourself

11-Jun-2012 01:16:17

Catweazle
Nov Member 2005

Catweazle

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Well that's rather nice. I think I'll just rattle the clothes hangers in your wardrobe and scare the bejayzuz out of you from time to time instead of a full-on haunting.
And now, this oldbags must away to bed and recharge her weazle-ometer. ^_^

11-Jun-2012 01:19:36

[#F05R2WMV7]

[#F05R2WMV7]

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I discovered the world's best pick up line. Non preverted, non threatening, and very funny, this is sure to score a conversation!
Now keep in mind that this pickup line is for dorks only! If anyone else were to us it, then we'd be back at square one. To be sure if your a dork, you must have followed one of the following requirements;
No, these requirements are not based on my personal experiences...
- You have lit a small bathroom on fire
- You have spent an entire summer trying to lasso a bee... and succeeded.
- You can make yourself laugh by saying "I just had the best. Dang. Chikin'! Tendas! Evar!!1!
- I- er, you have hidden yourself in a freezer in an attempt to get away from your boss. And when she asked you why, you blamed it on Global Warming.
- You were caught on the security footage dancing with a broom. When asked why, you again, blamed it on Global Warming.
- You are allergic to peanuts.
Well, dont know about ya'll but I qualify for the last one... Heh heh heh... :|

11-Jun-2012 01:22:25 - Last edited on 11-Jun-2012 01:23:36 by [#F05R2WMV7]

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