Nooknosed Jack. That is one eyewatering, drooling, hot hunk of flesh. ;D
Also, the guard that respawns in the middle of the courtyard of Varrock Palace. (King Rolad clearly has a good eye for hiring female guards whilst his wife isn't watching! Although maybe her looks are improved because of the fact that she is surrounded by some NOT pretty faces of the other guards.... Warts, really?!