Maybe I'm being too nerdy but I've been thinking of what each rare would correspond to in terms of ranks:
A. Non-commissioned Officers
1. Corporal (Green H'ween Mask)
2. Sergeant (Blue H'ween Mask)
3. Staff Sergeant (Santa Hat)
4. Sergeant Major (Red H'ween Mask)
B. Commissioned Officers
5. 2nd Lieutenant (Yellow Partyhat)
6. 1st Lieutenant (Purple Partyhat)
7. Captain (Green Partyhat)
8. Major (Red Partyhat)
9. Lieutenant Colonel (White Partyhat)
10. Colonel (Blue Partyhat)
C. General Officers
11. Brigadier General (1 Christmas Cracker)
12. Major General (2 Christmas Crackers)
13. Lieutenant General (3 Christmas Crackers)
14. General (4 Christmas Crackers)
15. General of the Army (5 Christmas Crackers)
It seems like a perfect coincidence that the classic rares correspond so well with Army Ranks.
If you look at your bank, which rank would you be?
If you are willing to chuck your most precious possessions like phats because someone said words like crashing/dying/quitting and then find yourself unable to rebuy for what you sold for, then you don't deserve to own a phat.
22-Oct-2022 16:40:31