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Kupariparta

Kupariparta

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Abyss' Kitchen - Roast the cooking skills of the gods.

At least something should get roasted tonight, since none of you knobheads had the cooking level to get this chompy roasted.

The gods of Gielinor have decided to settle things once and for all with each other, in an epic battle of skill, resourcefullnes, tactics and boldness. And what better way to fight it out, than the heated battlefield of culinary pleasures. That's right, this is the grand Gielinorian cook off!

However, as the gods cannot trust each other to give an unbiased judgement, you, the people of Gielinor, have been invited to judge this competition! It falls upon you to decide, who is worthy of the title Master (chef) of Gielinor.
Wasting precious XP

15-Jun-2020 01:03:15

Kupariparta

Kupariparta

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The rules of this "game"

This game and the players taking part in it are to follow the Rules of Runescape. Considering the nature of this thread, you'd be well to remind yourself of the rules related to respect. Namely, the following behavior is deemed unacceptable :
1) Discrimination of any kind whether based on another player's race, nationality, gender, sexual orientation or religious beliefs,
2) Threatening another player , or bullying of any kind, and
3) Using obscene or inappropriate language .

The idea is to take on the persona of the world renowned chef Gordon Ramsay. Known for roasting people in various shows such as Hell's Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares, it is time we put the god of Gielinor on the spotlight (or the grill, whichever you please).

Just reply to this thread with the funniest roast/insult aimed at a god's cooking skill. The more savage the judgement, the better.

The competitors are Runescape's most well known major gods and goddesses between tiers 2 and 4:
Zaros
,
Seren
, Saradomin,
Bandos
,
Armadyl
, and
Zamorak

(Guthix has chosen to abstain from this conflict, due to a claim of neutrality). Wasting precious XP

15-Jun-2020 01:05:54 - Last edited on 15-Jun-2020 01:07:33 by Kupariparta

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