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Johnny was sitting in class one day thinking about his crush. He thought to himself, "I would really like to ask that girl to prom, but i just don't think i have the confidence." So he ponders for a while and decides: If he is going to ask his crush to prom, he better do it right, he decided that meant buying flowers for the occasion. So after school Johnny goes to the flower shop, and, what do you know, there is a great big flower line. So he waits and waits in line for his flowers and finally gets them.

Johnny approaches his crush and asks her out to prom. She says yes! Johnny is so excited! "Wait a second," he thinks. "I didn't think she would say yes... now I need a tuxedo for the dance." So after school that day he goes to the tuxedo shop, and, what do you know, there is a great big tuxedo line. He waits and waits and finally gets his tuxedo. He is ready for prom.

The big day finally arrives and he picks up his girl for the dance. They arrive in great fashion. Together, they want to celebrate this memory with a picture. What do you know, there is a great big picture line. So they wait and wait and finally get their picture together. They are the perfect couple!

After the pictures he asks her to dance. So there they are dancing, slow songs, fast songs, it doesn't matter. After a while, he is feeling parched, and figures she must be as well. He asks her if he could grab a drink for her and she accepts. So he walks over to the punch bowl and what do you know?

There is no punchline.

27-Sep-2022 02:33:20

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