Three men are in a helicopter and they urge one another to throw things off the side. The first says "Watch this!" and drops a rusty nail out of the helicopter.
"That's nothing!" says the second man, who proceeds to drop three rusty nails out of the helicopter.
The third man smiles, says "Take a load of this," and drops a hand grenade out of the helicopter.
Soon, the three men are walking around the area where they had dropped things. First, they see a little boy with tears in his eyes. "What's wrong, young man?" they ask. He sniffs and says "I was walking around with my balloon and a nail fell out of the sky and popped it!" The men grimace and move along quickly.
Next they come up to a little girl, who is sobbing. "What's wrong little girl?" they ask. Between wails, she says "I had three little balloons, but three nails fell out of the sky and popped them!" Beginning to look worried, the men move quickly along the street.
Next they see a little boy laughing so hard he can barely breath. Anxious to know what had happened, they ask "Little boy, what is so funny?"
He says between chuckles "I farted and my house blew up!"
19-Aug-2018 01:02:02
