A couple comes home to find their kitchen completely bare.
All their fixtures and appliances are missing. Suddenly they hear a knock at the door.
They open the door to find their oven waiting on the porch. It begins to speak, "I have come to life and have cooked you both your favourite meals!"
They let their now-living oven back into the house where they enjoy a delicious banquet of a meal.
Then there is another knock on the door. On the doorstep, they see their fridge who also begins to speak. "Please let me inside, I have prepared delicious cocktails for you with the finest ingredients."
They allow their fridge entry into their home where they enjoy the best drinks they've had in their lives.
The couple can't believe their luck. They take a moment to reflect on the strange events of the evening. They then shift their focus to the empty glasses and dirty dishes, the aftermath of their elaborate feast. They then hear another knock at the door.
Let that sink in.
22-Dec-2018 22:25:04
