A newfie was walking up the wharf with a small lobster in each hand.
He was half way up to his truck when he saw a fishery officer approaching him. "Ha we got ya now buddy, that's a $10000 fine in each hand!" exclaimed the officer. "Naw these aint no ordinary lobsters b'y, dese are me pet lobsters!" George said calmly.
"I takes em for a dip here e'ry day me son." "I pops em in, and when I'm ready to go I just whistle and Glen and Percy crawl right to me boot."
The officer (fresh out of Toronto) who hated being made a fool replied, "Ok, then prove it." George walked to the shore released the lobsters one by one, watched them swim for a bit then turned around and started walking back up the wharf. The officer spun around, ran up to him and said, "Hey, get back there and call them lobsters back!" George stopped, looked him right in the eyes with a confused look on his face and said, "Lobsters? What lobsters?"
24-Feb-2019 13:54:29
