There was a woman with a hundred children. She lacked the creativity to name all of them, so she just named them 1 through 100.
Eventually, through a series of misfortunes, 99 of the children died. Only the one named 90 survived. 90 grew up healthy, thankfully. She found a man and fell in love with him. They got married, and happily started a family, with 90 eventually overcoming the trauma of her dead siblings and having kids of her own.
The kids grew up. One day, they found a stray dog; they wanted to keep the stray but they were worried about how their parents would react so they did it in secret. They named the dog “This”; an innocuous name that would let them say things like “let’s take ‘this’ out” or “‘this’ is so funny”.
One day, when they were walking this, he got run over by a car and died. Only 90’s kids will remember this.
10-Mar-2019 14:06:10
