The party is traveling on a mountain in a blizzard, and every member rolls to see if they fall from the cliff. A dwarf warrior doesn't pass the check due to his armor, and falls.
DM: You fall from the cliff but have some time to do something. What do you do?
Dwarf: I flap my arms really hard.
DM: Really?
Dwarf: Not like I have any other options.
DM: Ok, roll the dice.
Dwarf rolls a 20.
DM: ... roll again.
Dwarf rolls a 20 again.
DM is abash.
DM: sigh. With an astonished look on their faces, the party beholds a miraculous sight. A dwarf in heavy armor is slowly rising up above the cliff, flapping his arms really, really hard.
15-Jun-2023 01:00:30
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ironpariah
