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Rudolph the Crooked Minion

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You Know Mulvy, and Nielson, Sessions and 'Mucci

Pompeo, and Spicer, and Bannon and Dubke

Who shall we call

the most crooked minion of all?



Rudolph the Crooked Minion

Everybody knows his name

Rudolph the Crooked Minion

Plays Cheeto Von Tweeto's game

Trying to steal elections

To stoke the Dark Lord's vanity

And doing his best to extend

His lord's reign of insanity





Then Cheeto and Rudolph talked about his master plans

"Rudolph with your oversight, won't you fleece Ukraine tonight?"

And all his minions toasted, with hedonistic levity

As Rudolph set off on his quest

Of reckless immorality




Rudolph the Crooked Minion

Everybody knows his name

Rudolph the Crooked Minion

Plays Cheeto Von Tweeto's game

Trying to steal elections

O the reckless depravity

And doing his best to extend

Lord Cheeto's reign of perfidy


Then one night the press caught wind of Cheeto's stupid games

"Rudy don't sneak out tonight. Why you in Ukraine tonight? "

And so crooked Rudolph flew home

To beg his lord for clemency

But soon we may see Rudolph

In the penitentiary
Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy! =)

27-Dec-2019 04:53:39 - Last edited on 27-Dec-2019 05:26:02 by Pink 4 Twink

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