RuneScape Forum Archive | The Woe of the Quiet Man

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Nonskiller

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"It comes to passing time that a dear friend of ours has been taken away from the claw from Botany Bay, he was a silent man, never spoke a word, but he did keep focus on his work. We never judged him for that, but now his time has come, to know that he was no man at all but inhuman, a bot. That man's name is Booty Buttingson, our greatest hard-working associate we ever had in Banana Incorporate," it was then that the manager digressed and walked off the stage, two crooks from behind the curtain gleamed, snarled, and jollied as they gave out a mischievous smile, the manager bursts in tears as he walks pass them. Little did the audience know, the manager and the two mysterious men knew more than they were told.
During the first day in Banana Incorporate, Booty Buttingson, the employee of the month, even the year itself, was promoted to day-shift manager. He was not to do the many jobs himself, yet he was very invigorated to still do his previous jobs, such as being the janitor, working on the cash registers, working on one of the stalls, or even unpacking boxes! It was very surprisingly settle, Booty Buttingson, was no other than the best, most focused employee anyone would ever see, it was as if he was a machine himself! His General Manager, Renalds Harolf the Tanned, vigorously watched him work all day and even night, there was no trace of break or even a sense of tiredness from his body. Many of Booty Buttingson's employees however noticed he didn't seem right, whenever he was greeted, he would ignore them and continue working, even a single word or action inflicted to him didn't matter, all what Booty Buttingson wanted in life was to work hard and get paid. I only use my fist.

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30-Sep-2012 23:21:52 - Last edited on 30-Sep-2012 23:22:25 by Nonskiller

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There however were those times that Booty Buttingson did speak, whenever asked a question to help pick up some cargo, he would simply nod yes or no. If he was asked where to find the unpeeled bananas at, he would say, "Lane eight, look-out for the peels though,"but then after that he would continue on doing what he knew best, work.
But then those times changed, there were rumors of Bots taking over businesses in the acts of supply and demand, 'careless of competition' and hard-working efforts to achieve a world's amount of wealth of equity throughout anyone's incentives. Many of Booty Buttingson's associates began to question what Booty Buttingson actually was, "Is he really a Bot?", "Well it does explain his silent and out-going working habits!", "No! It can't be true, he's been my friend since, well since he first came into the store!", "You don't even know who he is, I bet you haven't even spoken with him!" Then the General Manager entered the conversation of the gossiping workers, as he looks at Booty Buttingson, "Everyone get back to work!" He glares at Booty Buttingson, "Booty Buttingson, come into my office, we need to talk," Booty Buttingson nods and follows the General Store Manager into his office.
As Booty Buttingson sat down properly with great respect, he smiles, "Hello Mr.Harof, how are you doing this fine day?" The General Store Manager looks disappointed, "Remember the day you first entered this building?" Booty nods gracefully, "Yes sure, you said that my resume, was the best one you read during your time you first became the General Manager," Renalds gleams, "Well, what you're doing now really does make it actually believable what you can do, "Cutting hands, that move as swift and fast like a jig-saw or a bane-saw," and even really "high in energy having very little or none brief breaks"," Booty Buttingson looks down, "What are you trying to say?" Renalds looks down, "I want the truth Booty, we've been friends since we were six, what are you?" I only use my fist.

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30-Sep-2012 23:22:00 - Last edited on 30-Sep-2012 23:33:02 by Nonskiller

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Booty Buttingson looks sad and starts to cry, "What are you trying to say? That I'm a bot?" Renalds Harolf looks down, "No, I'm just worried for you, I'm just worried that someone may accuse you of being one," Booty Buttingson gets mad, "Renalds! I'm not a bot, you know I'm not!" "I know your not Booty, but I have no choice, I have to fire you," Booty Buttingson slams the desk and leaves, "I'll just quit and find a better job!" Booty Buttingson leaves and slams the door, Renald Harolf weeps down on his desk helpless. During those past months, the Banana Business began to rise in price as the supply has lessened and the demand for bananas risen ever since Booty Buttingson's retirement.
Then there were two men that entered Renald Harolf's office, one was a short round egg-headed man, with a whale-like smile that shined like bolts of lightning, and the other was a tall thin man with a small egg-plant head, his smile just like the egg-headed man was as bright as the stars and his eyes twinkled with sun-shine. When Renald Harolf saw them, he grinned with curiousity, "Hello sirs, how may I help you?" They responded with a lollish tone, the short man speaks very deep and mildly slow, "Hello Mr.Harolf, we have heard your situation on low amounts of products due to the fact most of the bananas have rotted since none of your own workers actually do anything but socialize and give themselves a form of pride that we have never seen in our times, the tall man speaks with an old high toned voice, yet it was serpant-like it got to the point, "Lets just say, they're becoming greedy and less aware of the world around them," I only use my fist.

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30-Sep-2012 23:44:51

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Nonskiller

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Renalds looks in curiousity, "And how are you going to help me?" The short man smiles like a whale, "Simple! We have recent in-tel that you had a worker by the name Booty Buttingson?" Renalds nods, "Yes, and what does that have to do with anything?" The tall man digresses, "Well, you see, many businesses neglected him for his high-proficient work speed," he continues, "It's also said because of this, he has went into hiding and we cannot find him," The short man snarls, "It's because of this, we 'believe' he is a bot and that he must be terminated, all you must do is tell us his location as you know where he is," Renalds sweats in fear, "How are you sure I know where he is?" The short man laughs, "Don't you know who we are?" "No sir, who are you two?" The tall one looks sinister, "Our names shouldn't be known, as we believe in an extreme philosophy of secrecy, we practically dictate what is to be said throughout the world, so lets just say that we're only looking for what benefits us,"
Renalds shakes, "Then why should I help you? If you're powerful, why don't you find him yourself?" The Short man laughs, "Don't be so foolish, even with power, our knowledge of where everyone is isn't viral, without knowledge, our power is worthless, but then again, without knowledge, our power is mighty," Renalds looks stubbornishly , "Even if I knew, I wouldn't tell you!" The short one beckons, he holds out a suitcase and opens it up towards him, showing the large amounts of gold, Renalds looks back without care, "Even your pitiful money will not taint me to confess where he might be hiding!" The tall one smiles, "Your the only one that is linked with Booty Buttingson, if you fail to tell us where he may be hiding, we'll have no choice but to take your rights of your corporation and perhaps accuse you of having bots in Banana Incorporate!" I only use my fist.

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30-Sep-2012 23:56:24

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Renalds looks down, "Fine! I'll tell you where he could be hiding," The two snarl righteously, "Excellent," as Renalds explains his where-abouts, the two look devilishly, as they left the room, the short one yells out, "Thank-you for your time Renalds, make sure no-one knows about this conversation!" As they leave, Renalds cries down on his desk seeing the future turn out before him.
Booty Buttingson was then found hiding underground in the sewers, as he was captured by the hand from Botany Bay, he was then sent to trial and accused of being a bot. Booty Buttingson however did not have the characteristics of a bot, but of a purely formed human, as tears flowed out from his body, the audience who supported the downfall of bots pleaded out, "Guilty!", "Down with the bots!", "How dare you tempt yourself to deprive us from our wealth!" The two men only sit back and watch as they laugh, secretly, a group of robed men gleam out a bright smile underneath their dark, shadowy robes and walk away from Botany Bay after the execution of Booty Buttingson, a man clearly to be innocent without crime. I only use my fist.

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01-Oct-2012 00:01:22

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Nonskiller

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This could become a true story, maybe one of you may become the victims, all that must happen is someone ratting you out for something you never did.
Characters :
The Hard-working Employee - He stands for allowing competition with his own employees
The General Manager - The friend of the Hard-working Employee
The Snake - Silent but wise, the snake also loves secrecy. Some would mistaken that the Snake is a bot himself, however, he shines illuminated just like the owl.
The Owl - He's short but wise, just like the snake they hide in secrecy. Just like the Snake, his whale-like smile, that none truly see are shows the appearance of being a bot, but really he is no bot, but a servant to something greater like the Snake. Both of which being illuminated for their corporate deeds.
The Robed Bots - The Servants of the Snake and Owl, with the blood of the Hard-working Employee. However some may say, how are we sure the Robed Bots were really robed? Perhaps the robes were their flesh, showing that they were merely the puppets to the Snake and Owl. Are the Snake and Owl merely the servants?
The people- They dislike the Bots and fear them. They fear they will lose what they 'worked' hard for, if they did work hard for it or not, they still are not aware of what occurs around them except for them-self.
Competition Vs. Privacy :
Competition is a strong pulse of strength that will defeat Privacy, people however would support Entrepreneurship as they believe they are the reason for businesses rising up, when really their job is to create jobs and make businesses for everyone, never to be supported but to be acknowledged. However in privacy, most enjoy their hospitality of having their works untouched and copyrighted where no-one is allowed to create a patent against their monopoly. Which then spoils economy with machines of evil and accusing the smaller to be the reason of the downfall of their economic decline. I only use my fist.

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01-Oct-2012 00:06:37 - Last edited on 01-Oct-2012 00:36:09 by Nonskiller