A woman's hamster isn't moving, and she's really getting worried. So she takes it to the veterinarian. The vet takes one look at the hamster and says, "Sorry, ma'am, but your pet's dead."
She looks horrified and says, "No! I refuse to believe this! I request a second opinion." The vet sighs, goes into the next room, and brings out a large black dog. The dog sniffs the hamster, gives the woman a long, pitying look and walks out.
"Sorry, miss, but you have to agree: your hamster is dead." But the woman refuses to say that her beloved hamster is dead. The vet rolls his eyes and brings out a scrawny-looking tabby cat. The cat pokes the hamster with its paw, avoids the woman's eyes, and backs out uncomfortably.
"Alright, doc. He's dead," the woman says sadly. "What's my bill?"
"One thousand dollars."
"One thousand dollars?! Just to tell me my hamster was dead?"
"Well, telling you that is free, but with the lab test and the cat scan, that's another $500 each."
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