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Ritual of the Mahjarbrats

No one saw it coming.

A secret kept hidden from all but a few. Some would say it explained Zamorak's less than tactical approach these days, instead of what he was renowned for in the past. I have no idea what a god needs in place of sleep, but whatever it is he needed more of it. A lot more.

A good front had been kept up and nothing unusual had been seen to have happened. Zamorak did whatever it is he does, Moia did her generalling and everyone else was up to their nefarious deeds. Yet if you looked carefully over time one of them would always be missing, Zamorak more than most and Moia would be in a waspish mood for seemingly no reason at times. And this has been going on for a number of years now.

It was on such a day that Moia found Bilrach goofing off from his assigned task and she decided to help him back to his post in the next room by the most direct route. It probably would have helped if she'd opened the door first, then again the door was off to the side of her aim anyway. And a Mahjarrat can make a formidable projectile.

Bilrach shook off the dust and rubble, turning on her in anger. But it quickly died as power slammed him into the opposite wall and pinned him there like a bug. Moia stalked towards him in an incandescent rage, a blast of power punctuating each word. "WHERE. ARE. THEY!"

Bilrach looked about the room wide eyed. "Damn. I only took my eyes off of them for a minuet!"

Some where in Misthalin the pitter patter of adventurous feet was searching for the legendary Easter Bunny, who seemd to have trouble with keeping thier chocolaty goodness safe.

Every. Single. Year.

And to add insult to injury, not once had the Bunny visited them. So this year they decided to fix the problem themselves. But it required a few items to make it work first
The purpose of adventure is to shine light into dark places,
Poke monsters with a sharp stick, Then steal anything that isn't nailed down!
To the Manor Born QFC 185-186-367-65788716

10-Oct-2016 21:34:51 - Last edited on 16-Oct-2016 07:47:19 by Solanumtinkr

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The first thing on the list came a surprise to the Duke of Lumbridge, when his Kharidian silk bright blue onesies went missing.

The King's clothes has all turned blue and all his socks were missing. As was the secret stashes of Gnome fudge his wife was always criticising him for eating. He would have been angry but as his beloved didn't find any after investigating his outraged cry, he decided that a few blue clothes were a small price to pay.

Doric and Sir Tiffy were both left baffled when they finished having tea together and found the lining for their helmets both missing. Doric found some lemon drop sweets had been left behind. Most were sweet but a few were super sour. After a few facial contortions. They both shrugged and grabbed another lemon drop.

Aggy the witch was left looking for her favourite book. Well it did turn up a week later, so all's well that ends well?

Wizard Mizog's beads are missing again, this time with not an imp in sight.

Farmer Fred's chicken turned every colour of the rainbow, so did their eggs... He had some strangely coloured omelettes that night!

Lastly on the list...Well someone was very surprised as feet stealthily beat a retreat with some of their beard. Still the bottle of 'conditioner' had made his beard wonderfully soft and regal looking, so Saradomin shrugged off the mischief and went back to more important things.

With everything gathered, 2 Easter Bunnies with glowing tails crept into Lumbridge crater and started chanting and dancing around the hole in the middle while throwing things in.
The purpose of adventure is to shine light into dark places,
Poke monsters with a sharp stick, Then steal anything that isn't nailed down!
To the Manor Born QFC 185-186-367-65788716

10-Oct-2016 21:35:04

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A pulse. A rumble. And something jetted into the air from the crater. It started slowly all over Misthalin. A soft thud as something small landed. One landed at a panicked Easter Bunny's feet. He'd been desperately trying to save Easter but hadn't found anyone to help this year. They picked one up. It couldn't be!

But strangely coloured clouds roiled over head, then a few more thuds joined the first in an increasing pattern. Lightening rent the sky and thunder cut the air with fierce roar and people ran for cover. And the skys opened.

A deluge fell from above. But not rain. Mini Chocolate eggs. By the time it was over they blanketed areas like snow. The Easter Bunny frantically scooped some up in a basket and rushed out to deliver them.

In a long life it's not often you get new experiences or something so unusual, so a few gods witnessed the chocolate rain. They saw the 2 children, seemingly Mahjarrat in origin, perform their ritual at Lumbridge. They saw Saradomin and a harassed Zamorak stare at each from across the crater, like they had years ago.

Zamorak swept the children up with a quick motion and they made a disappointed sound. "Come now Zamorak," Saradomin said in a mocking tone," all that hard work and you won't even let them claim their reward?" With a quick flick of his wrist a baskets appeared in each of their hands much to their joy. They teleport away as Saradomin watched, while the children were blameless, he still hadn't done it out of the goodness of his heart. He could see those 2 brats were going to driven him nuts. Which was good enough

And with Easter saved for another year, so concluded the Ritual of the Mahjarbrats!
The purpose of adventure is to shine light into dark places,
Poke monsters with a sharp stick, Then steal anything that isn't nailed down!
To the Manor Born QFC 185-186-367-65788716

10-Oct-2016 21:35:16 - Last edited on 22-Dec-2016 19:21:18 by Solanumtinkr

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