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Eltix
Dec Member 2016

Eltix

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Hey I'm Eltix and I wrote a thing, I do hope you enjoy, the poem isn't finished yet as this is a story of a noob doing great things throughout Gielinor. I've been writing this on and off this past month and thought I'd share. There's is a 'real' character in this story and it's near the end, yes I did get her permission to put her name in as she is a friend of mine who read the ealy versions of this poem. So I thought it would be nice to but her in there as the noob goes through the story


This is a tale still yet fully told.
Where in this great land, mysteries are still left unsolved.
Now take a deep breath and witness what's in store
Because this fellow adventurer, is the land of Gielinor.

My story begins on a small island, which now lays under the sea.
This is where I learned all the basics, my favorite involved cutting a tree.
I learned how to fight and even cast a spell
Ready to take on the world, I said my farewell.

I arrive at Lumbridge, where a great castle stands
I couldn't wait see more traveling these lands
I ran far and wide, and even crossed a sea
As I fell in love with with a new home for you, and me

Along my adventures I was given many quests
I traveled on a boat, specializing in controlling pests
One of my quests involved finding a cat.
I spoke to a wise man about his blue hat.

With all my adventuring I was still left unfulfilled
That was, until I was told of the champions guild
I knocked on the door. Once, twice, thrice
He ordered me to kill a dragon, who apparently isn't very nice

I found the map and gathered a crew
We set sail with Crandor just in view
I found the dragon and prepared to fight
Knowing full well I'll be giving her all my might

I step over the rocks with Elvarg just in sight
She came running up and gave me quite the bite
Telling myself not to worry, I stocked up on cake and bread
And the next thing I remember was "Oh dear, you are dead"

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20-Nov-2017 15:49:14

Eltix
Dec Member 2016

Eltix

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That's it I was dead, it was over.
"You're going need more than a four leaved clover."
"Very funny, so what happens now?"
"Here's your gear back, go train on a cow."

I walked out of deaths office, taking his advice to heart.
I want be the strongest in Gielinor, Elvarg's head was just the start.
I traveled to Varrock and bought a new sword.
Embarrisingly, adamant was all I could afford.

I got advice from fellow adventurers, asking what I should equip.
One of my new friends told me of the Abbysal whip.
With my adamant sword in hand, I felt like such a dummy.
As I asked how I could accumulate that amount money.

She took off her dragon helm and extended her hand.
Unable to talk, my throat was filled with sand.
She was a beautiful brunette and perfectly at ease.
I shook her hand, feeling weak in the knees.

I snapped out of it, and focused on what she was saying.
"I think you should start doing some slaying."
Her name was Sarah, and I did everything she said.
I didn't want to be the strongest in Geilinor, I wanted be with her, instead.

Sarah took me to see my slayer master.
Little did I know this will be my 2nd disaster.
I was tasked 164 banshees.
Proving to Sarah, I should be a man she fancies.

I climbed the steps to the slayer tower.
The banshees shriek were filled with power.
I don't like slayer, I want to train woodcutting instead.
And the next thing I remember was. "Oh dear, you are dead."

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20-Nov-2017 15:49:39 - Last edited on 20-Nov-2017 15:50:37 by Eltix

Eltix
Dec Member 2016

Eltix

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I died again, I couldn't believe my luck.
"Here's your gear back, go train on a duck."
"Hilarious, do you have any advice?"
"Wear earmuffs next time, their shrieks won't be precise."

It's been a few weeks since that fateful day.
I took Elvarg’s head like it was child's play.
I was happy because Sarah was impressed.
"Obtaining a whip should be your next quest."

I made my money by picking the flax field.
It was hours before affording a granite shield.
I even spun the flax into string.
I was so rich, I might as well be king!

With my profit from crafting, I bought a dragon axe.
I started chopping yew trees, finally time to relax.
The money was easy, I made it with a grin.
I even had a date with Sarah, in the Blue Moon Inn.

I sold all my gear and bought my abbysal whip.
Little did I know, I bought something I couldn't equip
I asked Sarah what to do, I was so confused.
She told me not to worry "It was probably misused."

"Your whip might be broken, let me repair it for you."
It's funny looking back, I thought that was true.
I traded her my whip and she teleported away.
To show her my application, I bought her a bouquet

Where did she take my whip, my heart began to throb.
Wait, wait, I know. She's in Lumbridge, talking to Bob.
It was getting dark and getting very cold
As I begin to realize, my whip has been sold.

I was a fool, why did I trust someone.
But what's worse is, I didn't have anyone.
No friends, no date, or even someone to hug.
I went to the Blue moon Inn, and began to chug.

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20-Nov-2017 15:51:27

Eltix
Dec Member 2016

Eltix

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I was getting very drunk, and even more upset
Wishing I could find that dastardly brunette.
Looking over my shoulder, someone came in the pub.
Her cape was brighter than a nightclub.

She sat beside me, asking me what was wrong.
"My heart has been broken and will never be as strong."
She looked at me asking what happened, and I told her the story.
She listened and was polite, I told her the height of my glory.

"So that's why I don't trust anyone, not even an ape."
"Well, you know what makes me happy? My trimmed completionist cape"
We laughed and smiled, she cheered me up.
She was a good friend through my rough breakup.

I made a friend that night, and she goes by Weirdo Faye.
And spoiler alert, we talk all the time and still friends to this day.
And thanks to Faye, I left the inn with a smile.
She told me to travel. "Seeing all of Geilinor was really worthwhile."

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That's all I've wrote so far, hope you enjoyed and thanks for reading. I'll be writing more to carry on the story in my spare time if I get positive feedback I'll be happy to add more to this thread. Happy 'scaping

- Eltix

20-Nov-2017 15:53:41 - Last edited on 20-Nov-2017 16:00:23 by Eltix

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