This story is of my ironman account "iron odd" who was saved by the sarny lady, shout out the the sarny lady irl who was implanted in 07 random events!, ok story starts off with me training iron odd at the lava dragons, same stuff, picking up the lava bones and burning, in hope for a rune axe or kite drop, "i always had the worst luck" i was maging them ofcourse, training that up to, when i got attacked by a pker! he/she rushed me with intangled spell! i was ******** my pants! franticly " pardon the ****ey spelling" rushing to click away, i managed to get loose, go out the lava dragon place, shut the gate on her and run away! it wasnt enough! she cought up and kept firing entanglements although she kept missing! i ran past the lesser demons nearby in hope they'd attack her! but i was wrong! she was still coming, i ran and ran, going onto my last half of cake, desperately spamming the mini map, when i looked behind and boof! i saw the sarny lady had stopped and made the pker cease fire! i watched in laugher her dismissing it and trying to get me! as she dismissed it i managed to log out! and that was me, my story, i hope all of you nerd pkers now know, iron odd, is to OP for you, if you have read this far then thank you for reading, i hope you enjoyed!. ' You're most smexy story teller iron odd, or derek frost on my main.
02-May-2015 21:55:31
