A Department of Water Conservation inspector stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for your water allocation."
The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field over there."
The conservation inspector said, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. See this card? The card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"
The old farmer nodded politely and went about his chores. Later, the old farmer heard loud screams and saw the inspector running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize long-horned bull.
The bull was gaining on the inspector with every step. The inspector was clearly terrified, so the old farmer immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out, "Your card! Your card! Show him your card!"
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