A wealthy farmer went to visit his poor brother, and started bragging about his wealth.
"Do you know how many apples I have grown this year? It would take you 10 years to grow that amount of apples on your land.
Do you know how many sheep I have? If I start counting them now, it would take me 3 weeks to count them all.
Do you know how much land I have? I start my tractor at one end, and I drive for three days until I reach the other end".
The poor farmer answered- "well, I had that with my tractor too".
"Really," his brother was impressed.
"Yeah, so at that point I decided it was time to get rid of it".
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