Two drunk guys walking down the road and they meet two guys coming the other way carrying a massive salmon.
The drunk guys asked “where did you get that huge fish”
They replied “We went to the bridge, he held me over by my ankles and I caught the fish as it swam past”
The drunk guys think what a great idea and run off to the nearest bridge.
Drunk guy 1 starts holding drunk guy 2 over the bridge by his ankles. After a few minutes he asks, “caught anything yet, my arms are getting tired?”
“Nope, give it a minute”
Few minutes later drunk guy 1 asks again” caught anything yet?”
“Nope, just another minute”
10 seconds later drunk guy 2 starts shouting “PULL ME UP! PULL ME UP!”
“Why have you caught a fish??”
“NO, there is a train coming!”
26-Jul-2018 02:16:07
