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Buckeye91011

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Okay this is gonna be a story with torag, guthan, blah blah, blah blah, let's get to the good part!
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This is gonna be a comedy with the Barrows bros. All the bros. include:
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Ahrim: (The smarter one of the group, not the person you'd want to play jokes on..)
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Torag: (Pretty much fat, stupid, and lazy. loves video games and t.v.)
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Dharok: (Kinda like torag, but likes to bug people more than play video games)
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Karil: (LOVES to work out, yet is never satisfied and takes everything to the extreme)
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Guthan: ( Not-so-smart kinda guy, has some odd love of hats)
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Verac: (Strangely has a thing for cookies, has to take loads of medication)
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bumps accepted and before you start posting away please rate this story..........................OR ELSE!
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parts made so far: 28
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ratings made: TOO MANY! average rating: 9\10
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posts made: 1408
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ratings:
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9\10 by Lordchaos75
10\10 by Frogman918
8.5\10 by Cjdeck
8\10 by Godjustice1
9\10 by Mg098
1000\10 by Ou653
10\monkey by cra(c)ker202
10\10 by Gaomaster
9\10 by Chrisssto
7\10 by Alchemist2 6
10\10 by Kpu 711
10\10 by Electrobomb9
10\10 by Zac Zoc
10\10 by Sparrowsword
8\10 by 11Darkskull
9.9\10 by Spiderboy3444
9\10 by Am(c)umdeus2
10\10 by Greekrose
10\10 by Wattsi
10\10 by Deadma

23-Jul-2006 00:48:03 - Last edited on 21-Oct-2007 02:17:50 by Buckeye91011

Buckeye91011

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~~~^v^~~^v^~~Barrows Bros. (comedy story)~~^v^~~^v^~~
this is the official barrows bros. bump please use it!
Thanks goes to Mispel Tc


quick find code is 49-50-959-36821443



-----------part 1, the beginning----------

Torag: Ahrim make me food NOW

Ahrim: Shut up torag you ate enough already you fat lard

Torag: No i didn't i only took 3 orders of jelly beans i'm starving

Ahrim: you idiot you ate 52 pounds of jerky...

Torag: same difference!

Ahrim: suuurrre

dharok and verac walk in

Dharok: Hey torag i bet you're hungry!

Torag: YES!!

Dharok: Go outside I made some jerky for you

Torag: YAAAY!!!!

*torag runs outside*

*dharok locks the door*

dharok: well he's taken care of

Torag: i'll get you for this dharok, if it's the last thing i do!!!

*dharok throws a banana out the window*

torag: AHHH!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!

23-Jul-2006 00:52:07 - Last edited on 09-Apr-2007 03:03:56 by Buckeye91011

Buckeye91011

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----------from last entry------

torag: healthy food!!! NNNNOOOOOOO!!

dharok: hee hee hee *rubs hands together*

ahrim: you know you're not an evil genious...

dharok: yeah i know

verac: can i have a cookie?

ahrim: no

verac:RRRRAAAAARRRGGHHHH! DON"T MAKE ME ANGRY! YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY!

ahrim: go turn green in the garage last time you did that you stained the carpets

karil and guthan walk in

Karil: dudes check out my abs!!

ahrim: wtf...?

karil: shut up ahrim yo don't have any

ahrim: that's your problem

karil: oookaaaayy

guthan: hey guys

dharok: NNNOOO!!! IT'S GUTHAN!!!

guthan: dude what's your problem...?

dharok: just kidding...jeez..

*torag breaks down the door with his hammers*

torag: it's time to die dharok!!!!!

dharok: go dig a hole to jupiter

torag: uhhhhhhhh......

verac: can i have a cookie since i made the garage green?

ahrim: help torag dig a hole to jupiter and you can.

verac and torag: uhhhhhhhhhh......

(TO BE CONTINUED)

23-Jul-2006 01:03:33

Buckeye91011

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--------part 2, the second beginning...wait..?------

torag: I think i have found it out!!

dharok: no you haven't

torag:uhhhhhhhh

guthan: can i have money to buy hats?

ahrim: if you help verac and torag dig to jupiter

guthan: i'm not that stupid.......

ahrim: Okay here's some money to buy hats

guthan: YAY!

ahrim: psych!

guthan: I hate you....

ahrim: and tell me why i should care

guthan: i feel offended

dharok: hey guthan you want a hat?

guthan: yes....

dharok: come here for a second then

dharok whispers to guthan: then i need you to stick this pin in ahrim's seat when i give the signal

dharok: hey ahrim the kitchen's on fire..

ahrim: i'll get it....

dharok: okay now

*guthan throws karil out his seat and sticks the pin in his seat*

dharok: no you imbicile you put it in ahrim's seat!

ahrim: i heard that!!

dharok: i hate you guthan.....

*karil smacks guthan over the head making him out cold*

verac and torag: hey! we can't dig a hole to jupiter!!

dharok: oh (beep)

*verac and torag chase dharok around the room and crash out the window, karil looks out the window and sees an explosion*

karil: wow, fireworks, i'd better get out there and stick 2000 pounds of dynamite in one of the packs for a huge explosion!!

*karil hops out the window and puts 2000 pounds of dynamite in dharoks armour*

ahrim: i'll show you fire dharok!!

*ahrim launches a fire blast at dharok, and their house explodes, which was mistaken by a bystander for a gigantic candle*

(TO BE CONTINUED)

23-Jul-2006 01:18:44 - Last edited on 20-Aug-2006 04:23:13 by Buckeye91011

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---------part 3, rebuilding the house----------

*dharok, guthan, ahrim, karil, and verac start building a new house*

ahrim: pick your lazy bottom off the ground and help us torag!

*torag sitting in a beach chair sipping lemonade*

torag: shut up and work slaves!!

*ahrim teleports him to camelot*

torag: finally some peace and quiet!

ahrim: finally some peace and quiet!

karil: tell me about it....

verac: does this nail go in the hammer or do i eat the hammer? the hammer looks like a cookie!!

dharok: you hit the nail with your hammer smart one

ahrim: smart one you are

dharok: shut up ahrim you're not yoda

karil: WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT UP AND BUILD!?

*two week later they have the house rebuilt and torag litteraly rolls back from camelot*

karil: YES FINALLY!

ahrim: torag's back...

karil: darn....

*everyone rolls torag back to camelot and ahrim teleports them back to their house*

karil: yay!!

ahrim: okay now we can have some peace and quiet!


verac: where's torag?

dharok: back at camelot idiot

ahrim: have you been taking your medication verac? veeerrac? answer me!!

verac: .......

ahrim: verac!!

verac:......

ahrim: VERAC!

verac: *snore*

ahrim: WAKE UP VERAC!!!!!

verac: Wha'? oh yes i have been taking my medication

(TO BE CONTINUED)

23-Jul-2006 01:38:16 - Last edited on 20-Aug-2006 04:23:26 by Buckeye91011

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