The fall of Lumbridge
Chapter one: the cabbage party.
Barbarian Village. New Year's Eve. Time to celebrate!
To Wilderness, every barbarian! Way to celebrate!
White dot on minimap! Attack!
Got him! Loot: 1 000 000 noted cabbages.
1 000 000 unnoted cabbages. Varrock bankers like: "What? We didn't know barbarians are vegetarians."
Nor did we, but it's our loot! Way to celebrate!
The loot must be eaten! Cabbage feast! Way to celebrate!
Yuck! The cabbages rotten? Varrock bank not used to such large exchanges?
The cabbages rotten! Don't eat!
Too late. All gone. 1 000 000 cabbages.
Stomach hurts! Sick! Ill!
Diarrhoea...
Not here! To the river...
Full load...
River Lum is starting to change its colour to brown. Water level is rising rapidly.
Chapter two: the fall of Lumbridge
Meanwhile, Tom5454 and Cool guy18 are enjoying the nature and chatting while fishing in Lumbridge.
Cool guy18: Fishing level?
Tom5454: 22
Cool guy18: Nice. I'm 37.
Tom5454: Oh, wow! Nice, man!
Cool guy18: Thx. Lobbies soon :)
Tom5454: I'm still fishing trou... wait, do you hear that?
Cool guy18: Yeah! What's this smell?
Tom5454: It's a massive flood! Run!
They have only taken a few steps when Doomsayer realises what's happening:
"You are going to die! We all are! I was right, always, and no one believed me!"
Soon they fainted. So did everyone else around there because of the smell.
No one could do anything. Lumbridge was covered by... the water... of River Lum. Doomsayer's prophecy was fulfilled. This was the fall of Lumbridge.
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