murkypuddle - The language used within this thread makes it a bit inappropriate for the forums, hence it has been closed. It is also misplaced within the wrong forum section.
If you wish to create a companion service that is fine, however, please be sure that the contents of the thread are appropriate for all audiences and aren't insinuating certain inappropriate references, and please be sure that it is posted within the appropriate forum,
Business, Services and Miscellaneous
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