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The Quest begins with a cutscene; after starting the quest your screen rotates into a spiraling transition screen.

-You see your character walking into a lava cavern (like tzhaar floor)
-Your character is going to fight a huge dragon Jad "it is size of like 5 jads"

-The Dragon Jad does multiple attacks: Jad stomp (ranged attack) + "mage stand" (magic attack) really fast (0.6 tics between hits)
-The dragon Jad looks like it is breakdancing while it does its attacks; It does a Jad stomp (the range attack animation appears and flies into the sky), 0.6 seconds later it does a Jad stand (magic attack animation shoots out of Jad), 0.6 seconds later it does another Jad stand, 0.6 seconds later it does another Jad stand, then it rolls on its back and spins 360 degrees, the Jad lands in a sideways “laying” position with its hand holding its head up, and leg crossed over the other one.

-A bunch of attacks start flying at your character from across the room.
-Your character says: Dammit I only brought 1 prayer pot...
-Your character is running to the right side of the screen. Right before the Dragon Jad's attacks (which are flying through the air; curving on a path towards you) the screen blows up.
(a bunch of fireworks / explosive smoke covers the screen...)

-Your Character "wakes up" in Heaven.
-Your character is standing on a cloud, there is a custom made astral plane (like lunar diplomacy) with colourful stars, and rainbow roads in the background
(the stars dancing; circling around each other; bumping into each other and bouncing off; cartwheeling across the astral plane / screen, circling halfway around and then transferring onto a new stars orbit)

-Your character looks around for a second.
-You say: Where am I?

-God's voice comes from the entire room, and your character keeps looking around; trying to identify where the voice is coming from.

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LOV3 G0D
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-Your character looks up, and a magic hand spawns then "dances" off screen to your lower left, your character quickly looks to your lower left (but just misses the action happening), then while your character is looking (concerned) around to the lower left… a magic eye spins into the scene from a small dot (growing bigger over time) and appears to your upper right.

-The screen shifts so it is like a 1st person shooter. (with very wide vision; 270 degrees)
-The eye continues to grow above you
-The floor begins to change from all the clouds. A volcano appears and the floor begins to fill with lava until it the arena is half Heaven setting half Hell setting.

-Colourful God spells (red / white saradomin strike; silver + gold metallic flames of zammy, black + green claws of guthix) begin filling the area around you.
(appearing across the floor; like the well at the end of "the underground pass&quot ;)

-The God spells begin melting away / falling into the floor (like the ectofuntis teleport animantion)
-A Bunch of slick looking warriors / animals with "Halos" appear out of the "God spells" on the floor
(like a reverse ectofuntis teleport animation)

-The screen redirects its attention to the eye floating above the arena.
-The "Giant eye" says "Hmmmm" then a magical face (astral / luminous) appears around the eye for a just second. (showing a giant face)

-The giant face in the ceiling begins morphing into the center of the room
(a bunch of pixels begin crawling, flipping, sliding over top of each other; gathering in the center of the action.)

-An avatar drops from the morphing pixel pile in the center of the room.

-A person that has 2 "half-faces" (one sun side, one moon side) and is half male / half female.
-The sun side is male, and the moon side is female
(at the end of the quest the faces change to opposite sides; the male is moon, and the female is sun)

-The mysterious being (God) says:

24-Jan-2024 03:38:48

LOV3 G0D
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-God says: Hey you're that Hero that has been going around doing all that great stuff! I was watching you.
-The “Mysterious being” smiles, then gives you a look of approval as it says “Good job.”

-You: Yeah, where am I?
-God: You're dead! You died and went to Heaven buddy. You did so many good things that inspired me, so I decided to bring you to Heaven.

-You: Can I go back? I have a farm run to do, and I'm almost... “level 126.2 combat”
(script reads player stats; script chooses a random stat) “I’m almost +1 skill level”.
(if player is maxed at all 99’s the character says “I’m working on level 127 combat”)
-Example player is 88 mining: Character says: and I'm almost 89 mining... only 43,399 xp away…

-God: Haha, I don't normally send people back... But I think you got what it takes!
-You: To do what?
-God: To send my message
-You: About what?

-God throws the devils head on the ground, and it rolls across the floor to you.
-You: What is that?
-God: That's a dead devil
-You: You killed the devil?
-God: Yeah he kept trying to kill me, so I had to let him go
-You: Great... Can I go back now?
-God: Ok I want you to go tell everyone the good news.
-You: Is there a reward?

-A bunch of crystals begin appearing that form a giant hand in the air.
-The giant floating hand is accumulating above your characters body.
-God: Ohhhh yeahh!
-God uses the floating crystal hand to flick you out of |Heaven through the clouds, and you fall through the sky for a 2 second scene.

-As your character is falling you say:
-You: Are you crazy God??? I'm going to die!
-God: You gotta believe in yourself. Believe in the magic!
-Your character makes funny faces as he squirms through the air
You: God!!!!! It's not working!!!!! Hellooooo?

-Your character hits the ground, falls right through the ground into a “rectangular grave hole”.
-Your character falls right into Hell, and sees the superbeast viola; a beautiful, fair, female punisher.

24-Jan-2024 03:39:21

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-The SuperBeast Viola is standing on green water (acid), and she looks like a scary sea snake / killer mermaid
-She is holding a “purple + gold” trident.

Superbeast Viola says: Hi.

-2 demon skeletons that are melting in green acid are being dragged across the floor on a track.
-The 2 demon skeletons are disintegrating as they move past you in an interesting pattern, then get sucked into a painting of an ocean that covers the entire wall.

-After the 2 demons get sucked into the painting your character sees a monster eat the demons in 1 bit, then splash and continue swimming in the ocean.
-The monster burps after eating the demons, the painting is alive, and some seaweed that is melting in acid floats out of the painting (like a piece of paper on fire; floating through the air) and falls on your character’s shoulder.
-You quickly swipe the melting seaweed off your shoulder, then it melts into the ground, and the room springs a “leak”.
-The room begins filling up with green acid water; melting everything it touches.

-Your character freaks out a bit.
-You say: “um, that’s not good is it?”
-The room is becoming more dangerous and the Super Beast Viola starts throwing musical instruments at you.
-You ask her why she is throwing things at you as you run around the room dodging them.
-She throws a violin, you dodge it, and it lands in the acid where it begins sinking + melting.
-The SuperBeastViola continues to chase you around the room; throwing objects at you

-You say: “What is this? What is going on?”
-SuperBeast Viola says: “This is the new Hell. It is our sanctity!”

-A waterfall “bursts” out of the wall above you (a few rocks shatter, and fall to the ground)
-Your character dives out of the way, to avoid getting soaked in acid.
-The waterfall begins “pooling up” on the floor

-You say: “What? God flooded Hell?”
SuperBeastViola says: “Maybe…”

-The acid from the waterfall begins behaving extraordinarily.

24-Jan-2024 03:39:37

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-A bunch of little skeleton lizard / spider monsters (6) rise up out of the “acid blob” then scatter across the floor; leaving bubbling acid trails behind them.

You say: “Wait what am I doing in Hell..? God told me I was going to Heaven.”
SuperBeastViola says: “Are you sure you didn't misunderstand God?”
You say: “Yeah God said I have a special mission to complete.”
SuperBeastViola says: “OH a mission? What kind of mission?”

-The tiny acid monsters that are running around the room crash into the walls, then explode.

-SuperBeast Viola says: “AHA I got you now!” as she rides over to you, on a wave of green water.
(there are a bunch of sharp toothed fish “sticking their heads out showing teeth” in the wave she is riding on)
-You are cornered, and your character looks scared. (you try to cover your body in defence)

-The SuperBeast Viola raises her arms dramatically and spawns a demon that looks like a man with a fish head.
-The demon takes 3 running steps at your character.

-God’s face appears on the ceiling, then the demon falls to pieces; in a diamond shaped grid pattern
-The pieces of the demon's body start falling apart, starting at his left foot; tracing up his leg to his stomach.
-The diamond shaped chunks of flesh fall off his body 1 at a time (all in a row)
-The chunks disintegrate as soon as they hit the ground.
-The demon eventually completely falls apart, directly in front of your character. (dying at your feet)

-You say to yourself: “Thanks God!”

- You say to the SuperBeast Viola: “I have to send a message about God killing the devil.”

-The SuperBeast Viola suddenly stops attacking you.

-SuperBeastViola says: “Ohhhh that mission… Why didn’t you just say so? Silly…” :)

-SuperBeast Viola says to herself: “Right then”

-SuperBeast Viola transforms / morphs into a “dragon”, with a long tail (diamond grid pattern)

-SuperBeast Viola twists her colourful dragon body (astral / universe print; water dragon) and slides her tail against you.

24-Jan-2024 03:40:11

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-She circles around you, and her tail slides across you, until the end of the tail.
-The end of her tail wraps around you, then throws your body; flinging you up out of Hell, back into Gielinor..

-Your character bursts out of a grave that is full of green water (acid)
-The acid splashes everywhere; again your character anxiously wipes a piece of disintegrating seaweed off their shoulder.
-A bug flies into it and the acid begins sizzling.

-Your character moves its eyes (in a confused / shocked manner); looking to the left, then looking to the right.
(your character is trying to identify the area)

-You are at the digsite and there is a demon named Randall that runs up to you.
-Randall says: “Hey are you here to be evil, and help me cause problems for everybody?”

-You say: “No... I'm a Hero.”

-Randall gets terrified, and his face transforms into a weird baby looking face (like how spongebob’s face changes)
-Randal screams AHaHAhahaHAHAHAhahahaHAHAahhaaha (high pitched scream like young girl)
-As randall is screaming he changes positions (hands covering body in fear, 1 leg pulled up towards stomach)
-Randall continues to dramatically scream for a couple of seconds.
(continuously changing body positions; “scared postures”)

-Your character dramatically raises an eyebrow. (looking concerned)

-You say: “Um, are you ok..?”
Randall says: “Wait, what? You aren't going to kill me? What gives..?”

-You say: “What? You want me to kill you?”’
-Randal: “HAHA, Catch me if you can!!?!!?!“
-Randal begins jumping in very short steps acting like he is trying to escape but isn't actually running away

-You look at him like you are astonished..
You say: “What are you doing?”

-Randall says: “Fine you're not going to kill me... Are you going to help God or not?”

-You say: “Is that what God wants me to do? Kill demons?”

-Randall gets all excited and starts dancing around on the spot he is standing.
-Randall says: “I hope so!”

You say: “Okay that’s it, I’m going to kill you.”

24-Jan-2024 03:40:42

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-You lift up your arm, and go to swing whatever weapon you were holding before you started the cutscene.

-Randall says: “Wait, wait… Wait, I can help you! I know where all the demons are hiding.”

-Your character's face shows an angry / disgusted expression.
-You say: “Where are they? I'm going to kill every last one of them!”

-Randall starts celebrating again (getting excited about dying)
-Randall says: Oh YEAHHHHH, YEAHHHHH, YEAHHHHH.. Randall starts headbanging and getting excited…

-You say: “What's wrong with you?”

-randall says: “Look, God made me into a demon and that's what I do now.”

-You say: “What do you mean?”



-randall says: “Look, God makes people into either Angels or demons… God made me into a demon, so I have to pretend that I really like dying, and God scares me all the time”
-Right then a snake jumps off the ground (using its body as a spring), and latches on to Randall's nuts.

-Randall dramatically dances around in pain / fear for a couple seconds infront of your character.
-Randall then drops on the ground, starts rolling around, and begins saying “I’m on fire, help! I’m on fire!”

-Your character looks appeased.

-A cute looking bunny rabbit shows up and you say “aww look a cute little bunny”
-randall sees the rabbit as he is struggling from the snake on his nuts + the invisible fire, and begins screaming in terror again.

-You say: “Why is he scared of a cute little bunny rabbit?
-Right then a hand spawns, and God uses the magic hand to put special goggles on your eyes.
-Your character’s screen changes to the goggle view.
-Your character is looking at a note in their hand.
-The note says “Look”.
-The goggles cause your character to see things differently
(like “night mode” in the nightmare on elm street nintendo game)

24-Jan-2024 03:41:12

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-The goggles will be used in a special room, or used to find information;
-For example: The goggles allow your character to see a “trapdoor to Hell” that you need to use to talk to the SuperBeast Viola later in the quest
(similar to the function of the “ring of visibility” in desert treasure)

-Your character looks at the bunny rabbit and it looks like a monster; sharp teeth, angry / scary eyes, growling like a hyena.
-Your character takes the goggles off and sees the cute bunny rabbit again, then puts the goggles back on and sees the monster rabbit spazzing out; doing scary things.
-The rabbit begins pacing back and forth holding a knife (like a psycho), roaring (a large group of needles come out of the rabbit’s mouth and fly past randall), The rabbit pulls long sharp claws out of its paws, and begins doing dragon claw specs into the air as it moves toward randall; aggressively.

-Your character smiles, and looks impressed
-You say: “Cool. Thanks God… Okay, where are the other demons at?”

-Randall continues to struggle from the “invisible fire” for a couple more seconds…
-Randall still looks terrified, but regains his composure and says “Meet me at (new location inside the sawmill; northeast of varrock)”

-You say: “Okay.”


-You go to meet randall at the location and it is a trap.
-randall tries to kill you with a “dropping piano”.
-In the scene you can see randal on the 2nd floor, he peaks through a hole in the floor and as you walk underneath the designated area (it is “obviously” marked with a red X on the floor).

-randall tries to break the “support beams” that are suspending the piano above.

-Your character walks past the trap and says “Hello? Is anybody home?”

-randall’s demon friend shows up wearing a “funny T-shirt” (I h8 safers)

-randal says: "Oh ya… I forgot that I invited my demon friend to come… Purposely die to hobgoblins, while collecting snape grass with me."

-The adventurer pulls out his sword, and the demon screams.

24-Jan-2024 03:41:32

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-The scream vibrates the support beams, and they snap.
-The piano drops on randall’s demon friend
-Right then Randall conveniently falls from the roof, through a separate hole. (2 squares away from the piano spot)
-A pile of rubble, and a rubber chicken falls through the roof with Randall.
-Randall lands face first, feet over head, then uncomfortably rolls down the pile of wreckage.

-As Randall is getting up… a slightly “transparent” magic star appears beside him. (it shimmers in the light)
-randall stands up straight and makes it to his feet, then sees God’s magic star forming near him.
-Randall tries to run away.
-Randall takes 2 fast steps south, then an invisible hand YANKS him backwards; throwing him towards a pile of wooden chairs.

-Randall stumbles for 5 steps, then eventually trips over a chair, and gets tangled up in the chairs; one arm through the back of the chair, one leg through the back of a chair...

-Randall struggles to walk with the chairs hanging on his body.
-Randall gets really mad, and lets out a hopeless grunt.

-Randall says desperately: “Heyyyy, you should come be a demon with me? This is fun…”

-Then a large falcon flies down from the sky, and scratches randalls face with its talons.

-Randall continues to struggle as he tries to take the chairs off his body, then he slips on a turtle.

-Randall lands on the floor in a sitting position.
-Randall is sitting on the ground and begins peeling the chairs off his body.

-Randall gets really mad and says “Why are you helping him God, do something, get him!” as he points at your character.

-Your character looks concerned / shocked again.

-Right then a meteor falls from the sky, and it strikes Randall in the foot.
-Randall begins hopping around on 1 foot (holding the damaged foot in his hand), then a baseball hits him in the head.

-Randall has a little “breakdown”.

24-Jan-2024 03:43:01

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-Randall drops on the ground laying on his back, then begins pounding his arms and legs (having a temper tantrum) and says “It’s not fair” (dragging the “fairrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr” out for a long time)

-Shilop and wilough appear in the chat box and say “Oh sorry, we were playing with that…”

-Randall screams (like a weirdo) bursts into tears, then throws the baseball over the wilderness ditch and dramatically says “You’re not allowed to play! STOP IT!”

-Your character says “Don’t listen to him, he’s a demon. You boys can keep playing.”

-The boys say “Okay, bye”. And leave the scene.

-Your character tells Randall that he had his chance to become an Angel or a demon, and he chose to become a demon.
-Your character tells Randall that it is fair.

-Randall looks at you with an intense look on his face
-Randall continues to stare at you as he pulls some dirt out of his pocket, then puts the dirt in his mouth.
-Randall starts chewing on the dirt saying “Ohhh, ohh yeahhhh”

-Your character says: “What's wrong with you?”
-Randall says: “You don’t understand… I’m not mad about being a demon! I’m mad that God didn't make you into a demon too! I wanted everyone to be demons with me!”

-Your character says: “Why would you want that?”

-Randall starts punching himself in the face repetitively…
-Between each punch he says “Because… I… Hate… Everything!”

-You tell Randall that you thought he was going to help you find more demons to kill.

-Randall dramatically tells you that you are a fool for believing a demon...

-Randall goes on to say that he will never help you find his demon friends, then immediately slips on another turtle.

-Randall walks over to his dead friend's corpse, and starts yanking the shirt off his "demon friends" body
-It takes 3 pulls to get the shirt off (a black tear falls off the demons face when Randall is pulling his shirt off)

-The dead demon has a weird tattoo on his chest that says "failure”, a bunch of tears on his face.

24-Jan-2024 03:43:14

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