Long I pondered my King's cryptic talk of victory.
Time has proven him wise.
For from free Chad to free Chad, the word was spread that bold Chad Chaddington and his United Chads, so far from home, laid down their lives -- not just for the House of Chad,
but for all Chimplevania, and the promise this country holds.
Now, here on this ragged patch of earth called Falador, hordes face obliteration! Just there the white knights huddle, sheer terror gripping their hearts with icy fingers knowing full well what merciless horrors they suffered at the swords and spears of United Chads.
Yet, they stare now across the plain at 10,000 United Chads commanding 30,000 White Knights. The enemy outnumbers us a paltry 3 to 1; good odds for any Chad. This day we rescue a world from mysticism and tyranny,
and usher in a future brighter than anything we can imagine.
Give thanks, men, to Chad Chaddington and the brave United Chads
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